Pwn Fest 2008, Official Release of the Noob Stamp

(The Mark Anderson Show, Wright State 2006)

Winter in the Ghetto, didn't happen. Mother nature must have figured someone would get injured, and it just wasn't the right time for that. So she gave us a little time to reflect, practice, and get our strategery together for next weekend - Ohio Wesleyan University's Evan Matthew Reas Memorial Tournament.

Lets not be confused. No one died...there is no real memorial. It's just OWU, and you know how they love to showcase their noob pride. Which might be why they did the tournament seeding, and placed themselves as the #1 seed. Go figure. If you're a Ghetto vet, your probably could have seen it coming.

Nonetheless, it's a weekend Ghetto has been salivating for. Decent competition and a Dayton-A #1 seed in Pool C, provide a golden opportunity to crack out the 2008 Noob Stamp on a host of weaklings. Ghetto's got absurd amounts of talent (see Mark Anderson above) and the most ridiculous lines the program has had since the turn of the Millennium. (Not to mention the talent in Dayton-B is ready to initiate some Ultimate pledges with a frat sized paddling against the competition in Pool A - including Hope College, Rochester, and OWU.)

It's going to be a showcase of aggression, wrath, and pure annihilation. Ghetto is ready to lay a whooping...and we will not be denied.

The OWU Tournament Pools and Results Page