The UPA is now "USA Ultimate"!!

The UPA is now "USA Ultimate"!!
The UPA has changed its name from the UPA(the Ultimate Players Association) to USA Ultimate

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Safety In Numbers

With the date of club sectionals looming in the horizon the first ghetto force practice started with the intensity and emotion that comes with one of sex-panthers vegetarian bowel movements. Banished to the badlands of the University of Dayton property (the “fields” at the corner of Main and Stewart), Ghetto Force still managed to draw 28 to the first practice. As the team cleated up, Captain Phil set the tone for practice, deciding that Handler movement to be the focus for the day. After running through the time-honored partner throwing, the team ran through a series of go-to catching drills showing the freshman the speed and intensity that real ultimate is all about. The outstanding freshman class was able to show off their speed and superior hand to eye coordination. After break, Captain Phil introduced some advanced physic theory, known as the “handler weave” or to some as the “dump-swing”. Proving to be an easy task for the team including the freshman. After conquering the handler weave, the team transitioned into some scrimmaging. Still rusty after coming back from the summer off, Ghetto went through some growing pains. Suffering from frequent drops and an obvious lack of breaks, the sub-par performace reminded the team of how much we need to improve before the College season starts.

Stay tuned for news about ghetto’s sectional performance…..

2 comments:

Corbizzle said...

there is noting like feeling the porcelain shake when sex panther is evacuating his veggie dance floor! I like how you tagged this post as "five ultimate".... nice

Hoove said...

Is ghetto going to qualify for regionals? Because with the core returners and the athleticism in the youth, it sounds like it's a possibility!

Love the write ups - keep them coming! Do all the alumni know the blog is back in full force? I'm not sure they do, perhaps we should let them know! I know I used to get emails and facebook messages from people like a Pooch saying they'd read the tourney recaps, etc.

Just a thought! Great stuff!!