2010 College East Plains Sectionals - Day 1

Dayton entered sectionals ranked 4th out of 24 teams representing Ohio, Kentucky, and West Virginia. The top four seeds were given to Ohio State, Kentucky, Ohio University, and the University of Dayton. This marks the 3rd straight year in a row in which Ghetto has received a top 4 seed at the sectional tournament, and as you will soon discover the 4th straight year in a row in which Ghetto has earned a bid to regionals. Ghetto has risen like a Phoenix from its ashes, perhaps we hope an east plains dynasty in the making.
Dayton 13 Vs. Murray State University 1

Ghetto showed up to Granville, Ohio, ready to steam roll some nobzors. UD must have been hungry because immediately strapped on the double oat-bag and began chomping down on Murry State. Scientists maintain the definition of the "oat-bag" was lost years ago; however, there is a current interpretation on Urban Dictionary. Common translations state that the oat-bag occurs when a team scores 6 points in a row against its opponent. My theory is that the oat-bag is like a bong for food, allowing you to consume oats as easily as possible and in the shortest amount of time. Much like destroying an opposing team as easily as possible in the shortest amount of time.

Dayton 13 Vs. Toledo 5
There well may have been an oat-bag in this game, but I just cant recall. Saturday was fairly windy allowing Ghetto to play through a variety of zone and man defenses.

Dayton 13 Vs. Case Western Reserve 7
Ghetto started game three slowly going down 3-5 against Case. Captain Phil called a time out to get the team focused and Ghetto returned to the game with a clean slate. As would happen throughout the weekend, Butters RELEASED THE KRAKEN and Ghetto went on a 9 point run... yeah I think that might be an oat-bag... and put the landing gear down for the approach to the run way with a score of 12-5. Before Ghetto landed the plane Case tapped in a few more points to no avail.

Dayton 13 Vs. Berea 3
Again I will refer to the oat-bag here as Ghetto went into warp speed passing Berea by. This game was played soley by Sex Panther, Atari, Butters, Billy, The Therapist, Web-Master, Grunt Holmes, Woah Pat Bello, Phil, Ross The Hoss, Frazzle Dazzle, and Peg. Notice not one senior teammate participated in this game. All these players will be returning next year, ghetto is in good hands. T, K-State, Papa Corc, and Corbizzle rested on the side line to prepare for the final game of the day, a rest that was severely needed due to their extremely low levels of conditioning.

Dayton 12 Vs. Xavier 10
The first thing to say about Xavier is wow, they have gotten better; but, at the same time we played exceptionally bad. Xavier came out strong but ghetto took half 7-6. Papa Corc said "some one should hire them a travel agent"... because they were traveling all over the field. While they're at it they should hire a tutor to learn the other rules. That being said, Xavier went up 10-8 before Ghetto snapped back into game mode. Ghetto threw zone and stopped Xavier in its tracks, and went on a 4 point run winning the game in soft cap.